E-book

E-book

Enjoy this newest edition of 101 Quotes from Alice in Wonderland. Where all the quirky quotes are in one place. Buy This e-Book Now For the Special Price of Only US$9.95! (regular price $19.50) Where you will be able to entertain all of your family, friends, and be the life of any party. My oldest grandchild loves all these saying and tries to say them as loud as possible. So I had to run to Wal-mart one day ( well lets face it no one runs in to Wal-mart for one or two things) and of course it was so crowded ( as always) so we get right up to the door and what does the sweet precious little girl say (as loud as possible) but I don t want to go among the mad people! As you can imagine the looks that were thrown my way. But being the proud grandmother that I am held my head up and kept walking. I thought it was the funniest thing that could have happened. As our journey continued through the (mad) people, we came upon a young girl who was trying on a shoe, but could not get her foot to go in. She looked inside the shoe and saw the white paper ( that usually comes in the shoes, that you have to remove) and to my surprise made the comment that the shoe was made wrong, because they didn t allow for the toes to fit in the shoe. And before I could stop that beautiful sweet grandchild, she burst out. . . Well I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. Of course I wanted to agree, but as the adult I looked at the girl and smiled and ever so quickly walked away with grandchild in tow. With the entertainment that our children have now, I think I would much rather her use all these little quirky quotes than the other language that she is exposed to in her other entertainment. And I have to admit I have used several of these quotes myself. Have you ever had customers that no matter what you did or said they could not be satisfied? Well, I have and believe it or not when I spoke some of these quotes, they would begin to laugh and say I have not heard that in years. So you can be the life of the party with all these quotes and we will also include the lost chapter of The Wasp in a Wig. Along with Through the Looking Glass. Expose your children to the memories that you once shared yourself. I hope you enjoy this E-book as much as we have.