Ho Ho Ho (Dallas, TX)

Ho Ho Ho

How about this One great shot at joining music s next big thing How can you resist Other than this what else have you got going on How far do you think we could take you Only got to apply to find out Here is an offer that can t be beatOne promised to knock your socks offHelp us to bring heavy metal back to lifeOne new classic song at a timeHope you re prepared One way or another your life is about to change forever Hope you find this offer as special as we doOpen to only a select fewHow we pray we don t go wrong offering it to youOnly here for a limited time so you might as well make the most of itHeaven could be yoursOnly one thing you gotta do and that s just accept it Here we will be waitingOverjoyed if your answer is yesHow could it not be Oh Hell yeah Here comes the newest member of our rockin legend Oh yes Welcome our newest and dearest friend to the wild wonderful world that is..... BON OUIJA